Sometimes when I’m scrolling down my stats page I will pause briefly at the “Search Engine Terms” and read through the various searches that have somehow brought people to my blog. Usually they are predictable things – most commonly $900 facebook pony. That makes sense. Or PS of Sweden bridle. Or Ogilvy half pad review. Those also make total sense. But sometimes you come across one that is a little off the wall, or you might not even know what the heck it means in the first place, or you start to really wonder who the heck would google things like that. Here are, in no particular order, are my favorite “What The Hell” Search Terms that have led people here.
I feel like I should be offended by this.
Yup, out of the entire internet this is definitely the place to find really good socks that are cool.
This idiot. Ooo, ya almost had it! Ooo, 3rd times a charm! And why would you google that?
That’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? But that leads us perfectly to:
Again, I feel like I should be offended. I don’t even want to know why a search like that leads to my blog.
You’re doing it wrong.
Ok, I know what these three things are separately but I cannot for the life of me figure out how they fit together. English leather, bonnet, and belt? This has to be a riddle…
That seems like an odd thing to search for, but the fact that it led them here is fair enough.
Love u but hate u 2.
First of all: damn straight. Second of all: what exactly would one expect when searching the word “fancypants”? I admit, I went and google imaged it. For educational purposes of course.
Whaaa? Who? Huh? Now I want to know too.
For real right now, I don’t even know what that means.
NO. JUST NO. THIS IS NOT OK.
Bottom line? People are both weird and dumb, but at least they’re entertaining. I’d really like to know how some of these searches managed to hit my blog though. Out of all the big butts on the internet…